I recently sat and watched the new “Amazing Spiderman” movie. In my early teens I was an avid reader and collector of the Marvel comics and Spiderman was my all time favourite.
As I watched him swing from his webs, it reminded me a little of Tarzan and it occurred to me that it was a bit of a backward step in evolution. After all, if we descended from apes, then somewhere in our genes is that ability to swing from rope to tree, etc, though we have forgotten how and our modern lives no longer build up the required muscles.
What has this to do with the English Longbow, you may be thinking? Well, it is about building a set of muscles from an early age and maintaining them.
Back in the 12th century, the Welsh developed these Longbows that enabled them to kick English butts in battle. We adopted them as our own and for several centuries, until the invention of cannons, they made us almost unbeatable across Europe.
The longbow was a formidable weapon. It could pierce a knights armour plating from 200 yards. Previously the knights had been almost invincible to arrows, requiring hand to hand combat with other similarly dressed knights, slogging at each other with massive broadswords. And knights were noblemen, in comparative short supply.
There was a catch though. A Longbowman had to begin training at the age of 7 and continued practising, every day, for the rest of the lives. Only in this way, could they build up and maintain the required set of muscles in the arms and shoulders to give them the strength to draw the arrow back. The build of the muscles must have given them a lobsided appearance in normal life. And it wasn’t just brute strength either. To consider themselves a longbowman, they had to let loose 10 arrows per minute. Quite a feat. I would be able to draw the arrow back in the bow once!
The next time you see someone and they appear a little lob-sided, consider for a second, that perhaps their distant ancestors defended this little island from the rest of Europe.
We’re not actually “descended from apes.” Man and modern day ape are descended from a COMMON ancestor. This is one of those facts that has always stuck with me from college (Probably because you always hear ppl make the “monkey connection” (and apes are not even monkeys. lol)
The longbow… I love ppl that have obscure talents. Would be great to meet someone skilled on the Longbow. 😉
…and now the Spiderman theme song is stuck in my head…Not your intention, I understand. but thank you! 🙂
This was a very interesting post! Thank you for sharing! 🙂
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Very interesting post, good reading.
I love this kind of history. I heard that “the bird” (middle finger F.U. message came from these same lopsided warriors. This was because if bowmen were captured, their middle fingers were chopped off by the enemy so that they could no longer draw their bows and hence became of no threat. The gesticulation was a show of defiance and capability but has since morphed into the popular “flip the bird” used by so many today. Bet you knew this though!!
Thanks for commenting. I had heard it and it made me smile at the time. Then I forgot about it, so I appreciate you adding it to the notes/comments. I love this type of thing with modern things having a background in history
Me too. The explanation is a far cry from the way it’s used today!