I know you like to convince me that you are my best friend. That you are there both before and after each life event. And I do find myself thinking….cigarette before …. and afterwards…now a cigarette, but really, you are just an insidious little bastard.

Giving you up is a little like realising that someone who is “always there for you” is actually, always draining you, of health, money and just not giving anything much in return.